Have you heard any short/funny ones lately?Like some?

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in

bed.

He shoots his friend to death..

Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL

your friends".

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Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"

Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

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Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and

panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and

Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Teacher: Do you know the importance of period?

Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my

mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.

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Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in

the U.S?

B'coz people started licking the wrong side.

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Women asked man who is traveling with six children,

all these kids are yours??

No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer

complaints.

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Two men met while both were looking for their lost

wives.

1st: What does yours look like?

2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, beautiful Fair, Black

eyes. What about yours?

1st: Forget mine. Let's find yours!!

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Son asks father the difference between confidence and

confidential..

Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend

is also my son, that's confidential!

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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the

right time we should talk about sex.

Daughter (Excitedly) : Sure mom, tell me what you

want to know?!

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An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night

when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom,

flings open her robe and yells "Superpussy!"

The old man says "I'll have the soup."

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Have a good weekend ye all.