Would you be so kind as to wash my back?

You bet. No questions asked, no smartass answers. I'll even turn National Public Radio down.

I would be more than honored! Can we truly say that we have someone who would watch our backs? If you fall backwards I will catch you. Sometimes even when there is no one who is there to really wash your back there is someone who will at least catch you if you slip on the soap!

Peace always...

Mudslinger

Frankly, it would depend on your looks.

I wouldn't want to scrub, or wash, Susan Boyd's back.

* No matter how well she sings in the tub.

but first you need to go to the store and buy:

a sponge

soap

hair remover

towel

chair

and all things you think needed

If you look as good as your avatar does, than Yes, Ma'am!

I can only envision a 280lb. woman and the movie Free Willy.

Yeah, just don't turn around, I'm already all lathered up.

Sure. Look at you. Have you been playing in mud all day ? lol.

I only do backs if you can do fronts : )

You a Internet whore?