Is there anything spiritual wrong with half and half?

Drink your coffee like a man! None of that sissy stuff.

I certainly hope not, I just added the half-n-half to the Americano the hot barista handed me.

But then again, maybe that's my problem with women...half of anything is not fully what they want, right?

No, it's spiritually uplifting. I nearly as uplifted with the fat-free half and half, but not quite.

Yes. It pollutes the coffee.

Not if you enjoy it. Me I hate the stuff so it would not be spiritual at all. Now that non dairy powdered creamer that is bliss.

Yes! It is not real cream. It is a false cream.

Repent! Repent! And use real cream in your coffee.

It's half wrong

It's bad for you and has more calories than milk but if it makes you happy then go for it.

Ummmmmmmmmmm no.

yes. coffee should only be drunk black. spirits optional. that's it. i'm off to the coffee shop.