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Fellow Physicians, help!?

Questions Grandpa could not answer-- help me out. When tweedle beetles battle with their paddles in a puddle , and the puddle's in a bottle and the bottle's on a poodle, and the poodle's eating noodles: How big is a tweedle beetle? How many fit in a bottle? Why are they fighting? Is a big poodle or one of those little bitty ones? Do poodles really eat noodles?

Are green eggs and ham bad for you? Is the ham green too, or just the eggs? Why eat them in the rain? Can't he come inside?

Many thanks for your help.

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    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
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    Just visited a speech therapist and consulted a dictionary .Starred your question.Then tweedle beetle is very small . Many fit in a big bottle.They are fighting without any cause just to while away their time. Poodles are small and sometimes big and obedient.Poodles eat noodles preferably mixed with eggs and ham.Green eggs and ham are nutritious.Ham is green if specially made.Can`t eat inside because puddles are in rain.

    Source(s): Took 15 minutes of my precious time to answer this question .And why do you target only physicians ?
  • 1 decade ago

    The Dr. you're looking for is Dr. Suess. I'll have him paged for you.

    I used to be able to recite the entire text of The Lorax from memory when my son was little.

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