Does anybody have any crazy stories?

Who hasn't said or done something hilarious?

Spend just one day with my husband and I and I guarantee you'll be peeing your pants laughing. One time we were pulling into our apartment complex and having a conversation about tailgaters.

I said to him, "I don't take too kindly to people riding my ***...I gotta poop."

Total straight face when I said it. We have so many quips like these that just make us laugh our ****s off, no pun intended.

This was funny at the time, probably one of those moments you had to be there. My friend and I were having dinner at this restaurant that had tables outside. This was in the upper West Side of Manhattan, so it seemed kind of chi-chi but the building right next door was under major construction. In the meantime, there was a huge mound of trash by the streetcorner, which I was facing. My friend was facing the restaurant, telling me some story. Meanwhile, I'm listening but keep watching this rat run back and forth from the construction building to the trash. Over and over grabbing food.

Finally she asks what I'm staring at and she turns back to see it and I say, "that is one hungry f**ing rat." For some reason we laughed for about 10 minutes.

Gross but funny.

One time i was at my friends house and she had 3 kittens. We were playing polly pockets and the kittens kept stealing the pollies and the clothes. We could NOT stop laughing! Then another time, i was liike 4 or 5 or something like that and i was with m,y aunt and uncle in NYC and my aunt and i were walking and i decided to get on top of those smow piles. MY leg fell through the snow and my aunt had to pull me out.

"Has anybody ever thrown a chicken at a rake? [various wtfs are heard in room] well I have... it was this little bantum chicken, right? and it was really evil, it just had those eyes you know, those eyes you can just tell are evil. It was my grandmother's bantum chicken, and it was just chasing me around man so I just, like, picked it up and I threw it right, but I threw it at the back shed and there was this rake leaning up against it so.. yeah, I uh, threw a chicken at a rake and I was just wondering if anyone else has ever, uh, thrown a chicken at a rake?"

By the way, none of us had...

One time I stuck my peter in my butt.