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iceman
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iceman asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

"How is sex life after marriage" daughter asks mom?

Mother and daughter chatting a bout marriage life.

Daughter:"Mom How is sex life after marriage" ?

Mom: well, when your dad I first got married, we had sex 5 times a day, after a year, once a day, and the fifth year was like once a week, 10 years, once a month. after 20 years maybe once a year.

Daughter: But how about now, you have been married for 25 years?

Mom: Oh, now every morning just before he leaves for work, he yells f***u you and shuts the door.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    That was well funny! LOL!

    I have showed it to my sister she laughed LOL!

    THANK YOU :)

  • faded night
    1 decade ago

    ha ha ha.....great joke!!!that was pretty funny....LOL

    have a great day!!!!

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Now that is a brilliant joke, thanks for the chuckle.

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