Buddha said that 10,000 flaming monkeys could not stop a man who really had to go number 2?

He did not say you had to wipe after wards.

The Rolling Stones also said it in a different way "Wild Horses, couldn't keep me away."

Same Ideology.

I think ten thousand flaming monkeys could be a catalyst for number 2.

Whatever... But, this Texas born Christian does not believe that 10,000 stampeding Texas Longhorns would want to get between a drover and the outhouse after a drover eats red beans, tators, and cornbread... This is an ancient Texas drover proverb... Buddy...

He is talking about indigestion and how it can cause heart burn, even though you are in great pain nothing can stop you from releasing your bowls and also that snakes may fly but pancakes still can't go to the moon.

Does it make more sense now?

Because you will be doing number two in the bathroom, you will be ejecting 10;000 flaming monkeys.

He refers to the Buddhist concept of "moment of Zen" in which the illusion of separation disappears and everything is everything all working as one. Meaning ya gotta do what ya gotta do and your 'Will' is nowhere to be found.

He just has a way for making the perfect metaphors

when is someone gonna quote me?!

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