I need quick witty trivia questions and answers.. somewhat difficult for adults.?

Q: If you are in Detroit, and drive due south, what is the first foreign country you come to?

A: Canada. Part of the province of Ontario is south of Detroit.

Q: What piece of sculpture has been reproduced over 450 billion times, and is still being reproduced several billion times a year?

A: The portrait of Lincoln on the cent.

Q: What do Sting, Gene Simmons from Kiss, and former president Lyndon Johnson have in common?

A: They were all schoolteachers

Q: What is the smallest independent country in the world?

A: Vatican City, at about 109 acres.

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Q. What is the actual medical term for 'fart'?

A. 'Flatus'.

why are all the answers so short these days?

lol, like? little more info, don't know what your looking for (Detail)