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Any funny quotes thanks?

any funny quotes (please no gross stuff) But I want some funny quotes.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Who is wise? He that learns from everyone. Who is powerful? He that governs his passions. Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody. --Benjamin Franklin

    The total history of almost anyone would shock almost everyone. --Mignon McLaughlin

    If we had no faults of our own, we would not take so much pleasure in noticing those of others. --Francois duc de la Rochefoucauld

    A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it. --Helen Rowland

  • aaduu
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. --Sam Ewing

    An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. --Agatha Christie

    Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. --Kathryn Carpenter

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