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Any funny quotes thanks?
any funny quotes (please no gross stuff) But I want some funny quotes.
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- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Who is wise? He that learns from everyone. Who is powerful? He that governs his passions. Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody. --Benjamin Franklin
The total history of almost anyone would shock almost everyone. --Mignon McLaughlin
If we had no faults of our own, we would not take so much pleasure in noticing those of others. --Francois duc de la Rochefoucauld
A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it. --Helen Rowland
- aaduuLv 51 decade ago
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. --Sam Ewing
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. --Agatha Christie
Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. --Kathryn Carpenter
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