Which God should I thank when I win the 237 million dollar jackpot tonight?

You can thank ME. I think I recall you calling me a God at one time or another, so yeah… thank me with only 1 (one) of them millions and I will be able to pay off our property and stop working so many bloody hours & spend more time right here on Y!A having a blast with you guys.

(((All ya’all)))

If you believe in giving credit where it is due, then just thank random chance, darling!!!

Happy New Year, darling!!! Good luck!!

(((Meds)))

Happy New Year to you all!!!

(((Everyone!!!!)))

Except you, Ankaboot (aka Muslim Wins)

$237 Million? You'll be able to afford to sit right back and call them all lazy shiftless power hungry thugs, with the mental acumen of squabbling seven year olds. If they kick off, just hit them with a Hostile takeover bid, until they wind their necks back in. Let them huff and puff all they like, they need to be told. All that worshipping is a really bad idea. It turns them into spoiled squabbling seven year olds, prone to tantrums, and with a vastly disproportionate sense of their own self importance. They need their legs slapped, and with $237m, you could do it. (They'll thank you in the long run)

Well, if you're shopping around based on cheapest tithe...I will gladly & humbly accept Herb's 0.5% on his behalf & quickly convert it in the smokey offering he prefers.

Happy New Year (((Meds)))

Which God did you ask to win the jackpot? None? Why would you think God would grant you that?

The God of Mammon. He might want more than a 10% tithe however.

Thank The Nolte for letting you steal the winning ticket out of the pocket in his Hawaiian shirt while he was too passed out from all the New Year's Eve partying to know the difference.

If I were you, I'd go to the Olive Garden tonight, shake some sacred Parmesan on the Flying Spaghetti Monster, anoint your fingertips with olive oil, don the sacred checkered napkin, and whisper, "$237 million! $237 million!" three times before taking communion with the goblet of red wine.

Otherwise, Jupiter might be a good choice, but harder to find the appropriate temple in which to pray.

Thor.

MY GOD!!!...oh, no, wait... I want MY god to help ME win the jackpot!!!