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Is it "Dumb joke Friday"?

One Friday I noticed somebody started a "Dumb joke Friday" post, so I thought it'd be fun to do it again. (Try to keep it fairly clean.) Here's mine:

A priest, a doctor and a rabbi were playing golf and were trying to decide how much money to give to charity. The priest said, "I know--we'll draw a circle on the ground and throw the money up in the air and whatever lands inside the circle we'll give to charity."

The doctor said, "No--we'll throw the money in the air and whatever lands OUTSIDE the circle we'll give to charity."

The rabbi said, "You're both wrong--we'll throw the money WAY up in the air and whatever God wants, he keeps!"

Update:

Now George, I said it was a "dumb" joke. Lighten up.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I used to enjoy Bad Joke Friday. Good luck in trying to revive it.

    Unfortunately my religion forbids me from saying anything funny on Fridays, so I will leave you with this :

    I was driving along stuck behind a tractor. I didn't realise it was a magic tractor until it turned into a field.

    Da dah !

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Nope it is just "Friday, friday, got to get down on friday!" happy Friday.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lame

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