Aquarium war: Which fish wins?

Jack Dempsey..for sure..bet my bottom dollar.

If I were a lion and you were a tuna I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freakin' eat you, and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend!

Okay first off, a lion? Swimming in the ocean? Lions don't like water! If you had placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that would make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming it's on the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna, with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle. You lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what? You've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion! We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said, "You know what? Lion tastes good! Let's go get some more lion." We've developed a system to establish a beach hunt to aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner your pride; your children, your offspring---

How are you gonna do that?

We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour. Hour forty-five. No problem! That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea to get more oxygen, and then stalk you. You just lost to your own game . You are outgunned and outmanned. Did that go the way you thought it would go? Nope.

Pirahna for sure

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