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? asked in Arts & HumanitiesPoetry · 10 years ago

Is you got book smarts and throw your bubble gum wrappers on the side of the road?

THEY

They were an ignorant child

with their one sighted eyes,

their lazy hands and clumsy feet.

They believed

in fictional best sellers and had no true heart

to follow. They couldn’t quite figure out how

to change their bath water or keep their groceries

rotated and fresh.

They were horrible tenants and couldn’t respect property

even if it was theirs.

Delinquent on their garbage bills,

their waste surrounds them.

When the authorities finally show up

to evict them

they will rent a generic moving truck,

not a U-haul or Ryder or anything like that,

but one without a muffler,

a bad catalytic converter and bald tires.

They will end up stranded

heading South

with only their p!ss to fill the radiator.

The Buzzards will circle—

that’s all they’ll do is circle . . .

and laugh.

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  • doe
    Lv 7
    10 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Does p!ssing in the radiator really work? Imagine the money I can save on antifreeze, I will need a funnel, oh heck I'll just have my husband do it. smiles...

  • 10 years ago

    Excellent ending. You describe well but you got somewhat repetitive on the use of: they and their both used 7 times. Purposely or not taking time to edit? Enjoyed the read though.

  • 10 years ago

    The Buzzards? Didn't they open for Motley Crue?

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    I tried to answer earlier and I was told I did not exist to come back later

    they are

    circling and

    laughing at me

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    I saw them heading towards Mexico...think they made it, too

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    They

    are my relatives.

    A slice of life, well said.

  • ?
    Lv 5
    10 years ago

    It's rubbish

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