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Is you got book smarts and throw your bubble gum wrappers on the side of the road?
THEY
They were an ignorant child
with their one sighted eyes,
their lazy hands and clumsy feet.
They believed
in fictional best sellers and had no true heart
to follow. They couldn’t quite figure out how
to change their bath water or keep their groceries
rotated and fresh.
They were horrible tenants and couldn’t respect property
even if it was theirs.
Delinquent on their garbage bills,
their waste surrounds them.
When the authorities finally show up
to evict them
they will rent a generic moving truck,
not a U-haul or Ryder or anything like that,
but one without a muffler,
a bad catalytic converter and bald tires.
They will end up stranded
heading South
with only their p!ss to fill the radiator.
The Buzzards will circle—
that’s all they’ll do is circle . . .
and laugh.
7 Answers
- doeLv 710 years agoFavorite Answer
Does p!ssing in the radiator really work? Imagine the money I can save on antifreeze, I will need a funnel, oh heck I'll just have my husband do it. smiles...
- neonmanLv 710 years ago
Excellent ending. You describe well but you got somewhat repetitive on the use of: they and their both used 7 times. Purposely or not taking time to edit? Enjoyed the read though.
- Anonymous10 years ago
I tried to answer earlier and I was told I did not exist to come back later
they are
circling and
laughing at me
- Anonymous10 years ago
I saw them heading towards Mexico...think they made it, too
- Anonymous10 years ago
They
are my relatives.
A slice of life, well said.