I found my stepbrother all sweaty. He said it was from watching COPS. I think he lying, what do you think?

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I came home from work and found my stepbrother on the couch all sweaty.  I asked him, "Hey dude, why you all sweaty?"  He said,  "I'm watching COPS."   I think he is lying.  I think he may have been playing my drumset up in my bedroom.  No one touches my drumset. no one...  Do you think he is a big fat liar, or  do you think he is telling the truth?

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I think he was masturbating...

And if you don't want him playing with your drumset, just get a lock for your door.

Anonymous · Answer

Haha just let him off. If the drumset isn't harmed then no harm done. And like some others said, maybe he was beating his own drum... :P

Kyle A · Answer

Hahaha! This is probably the best question anyone has ever asked on here! Stepbrothers is the best movie ever!

Anonymous · Answer

OMG don't complain about it to Y!A go take it up with him! How do you expect to solve anything by posting it online? It's a simple question to ask IRL. He was probably jerking off, and if there isn't a scratch on your drum set, leave him be.

? · Answer

I think he was feeding the chooks... the ones you didnt know you had :P

Bertsta · Answer

He was beating his own drum

Anonymous · Answer

its from STEPBROTHERS!!! greatest movie quote of ALL TIME!

Anonymous · Answer

think he waz masterbatin too

Biz · Answer

Pretty sure he was masturbating..

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I found my stepbrother all sweaty. He said it was from watching COPS. I think he lying, what do you think?

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