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I want to smoke weed i will break my legs for medical how can i get a card?
i need to pass drug testing
ok heres the problem i want to keep
smokeing weed but i need a job. i want to get a medical marawana card im not sick. i just want to smoke weed. i am dead serious when i say im willing to break my legs. Any thing it takes
how can i damage myself to get medicinal marawana.
6 Answers
- Rusty PlasticLv 710 years agoFavorite Answer
Tell them you have a brain tumor. Spell marijuana for them the way you did here and they'll believe you.
- 10 years ago
Ok, Normally I would say "You Have Smoked Yourself Retarded" But I Think I have an answer, Put Your nuts in the microwave like stan's dad did, then You can get the card, and you can go to work and get high singing bob marley tunes Til' you forget the lyrics, cause you run outta weed.
Source(s): South Park - ♥Lv 610 years ago
lmao its marijuana not marawana. Seriously, you better stop smoking, its damaging your brain cells rofl!
- Anonymous10 years ago
dude.. you need some medical treatment to get you away from weed.. as you are too addicted at the time.. that's what I think. Willing to break your damn legs for drugs? damn it dude.. get a life.
- 10 years ago
You completely fail at life you Pothead. It's people like you that make it a disgrace to live on this planet.