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? asked in HealthOther - Health · 10 years ago

I want to smoke weed i will break my legs for medical how can i get a card?

i need to pass drug testing

ok heres the problem i want to keep

smokeing weed but i need a job. i want to get a medical marawana card im not sick. i just want to smoke weed. i am dead serious when i say im willing to break my legs. Any thing it takes

how can i damage myself to get medicinal marawana.

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  • 10 years ago
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    Tell them you have a brain tumor. Spell marijuana for them the way you did here and they'll believe you.

  • 10 years ago

    Ok, Normally I would say "You Have Smoked Yourself Retarded" But I Think I have an answer, Put Your nuts in the microwave like stan's dad did, then You can get the card, and you can go to work and get high singing bob marley tunes Til' you forget the lyrics, cause you run outta weed.

    Source(s): South Park
  • Lv 6
    10 years ago

    lmao its marijuana not marawana. Seriously, you better stop smoking, its damaging your brain cells rofl!

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    dude.. you need some medical treatment to get you away from weed.. as you are too addicted at the time.. that's what I think. Willing to break your damn legs for drugs? damn it dude.. get a life.

  • 10 years ago

    You completely fail at life you Pothead. It's people like you that make it a disgrace to live on this planet.

  • 10 years ago

    That might work. Do you think you are addicted?

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