What's a good name for my Guppy?

So this is what happened. I put 1 guppy in with 2 minnows. Everything was just fine until I woke up the next morning and I saw that the minnows have eaten off over 50% of his fins. I have separated them now but he looks really weird. I want a weird but clever name for this fish that made it out alive but still pretty messed up.