Elephant rentals for my party?

I'd reccommend a big fat elephant to ride in on, because I am assuming you drink purple duck soup for breakfast? Also I think u should hire matt to clean up the elephants poop, because it will poop. In big fat piles. It smells awful too. Then everyone will laugh and you will have to ride on the poopy elephants back. Really do u want a poopy elephant butt near ur nice sweet 16 dress? I mean it smells terrible and there will be huge fat flies flying aroung your face! It will smell like bings smelly puke and rachels farts. also, i would recommend a leash because did you ever think that maybe the elephant doesnt want to be there? he may try to shimmy under your door when you are not looking and take your pet cat with him. so be careful and have a leash made of liquorish! Also I'd reccommend not inviting any people named pumpkin plant to your party. The elephant may try to eat them and there big fat wide feet! .... Actually after all the things the elephant might do I would suggest not to rent an elephant! Instead rent an elephant shrew!

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OMG I KNOW THIS WILL SOUND ALL FAN GIRLISH BUT HAVE U EVER RAN INTO AUSTIN MAHONE? I LOVELOVELOVELOVEEEE HIM.... anyways.. just sk from the zoo. it cost about 600 dollars tho:\

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I would get a horse cause they have bigger ***** since im guessing you wanna **** it after.good luck hun :D