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-----------Am I Jesus?---------?
Jesus, can walk on water. I can walk on ice, ice is 100% water and therefore i can walk on water hence i am jesus. Disprove this statement.
Someone doesn't know how to spell the f word.. teeehee
Yess water is a liquid. Yes ice is a solid however their chemical formulas are the same and so thus they are both water. hence i am jesus
I swear quacks made sounds. I never met a duck who could type.. holy **** brains. you must introduce me to this duck. and what if i am a duck ._.
Also I can walk on shallow water. that must make me jesus. cuz now i can walk on both solid and liquid form
Ok ok I didn't mean to offend anyone but here is another one,
I believe that I am a magical wizard who looked into his crystal ball searching for porn but got teleported to this life and when I die i will become that wizard and go tell my friend about my acid trip. Is my religion valid? Why?
I am the son of god, we are all the son of god, we all can walk on water and so we are all jesus. this is what i am showing you. why do you refuse to accept it? Everything in the bible points to we are jesus.
Heal sick people Doctors
Son of God everyone, we are all his children
Walk on water everyone, we can all walk on water
Turn Water into Wine Well those are now machines but look, wine is composed of lots of water, alcohol and fermented grapes.
Btw I am an atheist :D
Wow you all suck.. no one can win against the atheist? I thought you guys could persuade not just rage with unholy and foul language.
17 Answers
- Anonymous9 years agoFavorite Answer
Nope. You're Jesus 2.0. You have all the powers of Jesus but you haven't been crucified. I mark you as an improvement.
- 9 years ago
Jesus can walk on water in a LIQUID form.
You can walk on water in a SOLID form.
There is clearly a difference.
Also, even if you could walk on water in liquid form, that would not make you Jesus. Can you heal the sick, turn water into wine, bring hope to the hopeless, comfort to the grieving, and strength to the weak? Could YOU be brutally killed and rise from the dead 3 days later? Are YOU the Son of God? Do millions of people worship and pray to YOU every day?
Thought not. No-one can compare themselves to Jesus Christ.
- 9 years ago
Lol when I read this I thought of The Life Of Brian, I'm Jesus! No, I'm Jesus and so is my wife!! hehehehe
- ?Lv 79 years ago
Even Satan can masquerade as an angel of light! So can those who follow him - so what are you - a liar and a quack. If it quacks like a duck walks like a duck it must be a duck you are a duck.
- Thomas ALv 49 years ago
From a young age 'dick' struggled to come to terms with his divinity, even frequenting internet forums questioning others if he really was Jesus.
- Anonymous9 years ago
No you are not Jesus but yes we are the kids of god. Jesus is 2011 years old.....are you that old?
Don't you see...........Jesus is 2011/2012 years old how could you be that old?
Source(s): My thinking brain and Jesus - Anonymous9 years ago
Ice is the solid form of water so no **** you can walk on it. and no you are not jesus dumby.
- 9 years ago
This is hilarious, however u can't mock Jesus and therefore u suck on your username.
- 9 years ago
U ARE NOT JESUS!
jesus and walk on WATER!! water is a liquid
u can walk on ice! yes ice is water... but its FROZEN!!! therefore it is SOLID
u are not jesus get that through ur head and use commen since
Source(s): my brain
