what was the funniest joke you have said of 2011?

Told this one on Christmas Eve!

Old Bobby Schmidt lived in the woods in an old cabin. It was Christmas Eve night and Bobby had to use the bathroom. His house was pretty old fashioned so he had to go in the outhouse. He sat doen for a minute, and all of a sudden he heard sleigh bells! A large object tipped the outhouse over and came to rest next to the overturned latrine. He promptly heard Santa Clause yelling "Dang it Rudolf, I said the SCHMIDT HOUSE!"

Ok, so my mom and dad were replaceing the tank on the toilet and they changed the seat out too, so my mom put the old toilet seat in the trash. I walked into the kitchen to get something to eat and when I saw the toilet seat in the trash I juts sat their and stared at it. Out of no where I said, "that's a redneck toilet!" It's more funny if you were there :3

Haha. I've been asking my mom for a Monkey, she said no, because they stink. I got a Stuffed monkey for Christmas, with a sent pouch. My mom was IN LOVE with the smell, do I said " and you said monkeys stink!!" ;) and when my aunt Asked where were all my pets ( I don't have any;( and we were eating) I said, " there ALL stuffed" :) I've said things FUNNEST then these just CNt rember, ;)

Just the other day my dad was working on something and I guess he was having trouble with it and he yelled "******* ****!" And my brother said "Hey, my dads calling you" hahaha we laughed so hard

Me: ever have ethiopian food...

Friend: no...

Me: neither have they