Can you answer this DBZ fan questions?10 points for best answer!?

1.Gohan vs Broly

Gohan needs to tone down the ssj5 because clearly he is dreaming. I think he's just jealous of his father for being able to go ssj4. I don't blame him though I kinda wanted a monkey tail and pink sweater/fur for myself.

Anyway everyone knows that Gohan was his sexiest when he was ssj3 because blondes do have more fun, you know.

Broly just needs to stand down. He doesn't stand a chance against Gohan and somewhere out there Goku is laughing and saying stuff like "Damn right you can't take down my son. He came from my super invicible sperm."

So it's just going to take one kick and Broly will be down. End of.

2.Goku vs New Buu

Goku doesn't even have to turn ssj6. Even Satan could take on Buu. If you were there you totally saw how Satan never died or even got scratched. Anything past a Super Saiyan Goku would be overkill.

Omega Shenron, omg fukkk that! All those wannabe dragons in GT are just fakes anyway.

They were living in lakes and stuff. That's because they weren't even strong enough to come flying out of the sky like Porunga.

Cell, Frieza and the androids aren't worth carp anyone so it's like Buu never absorbed them in the first place.

3.Vegito vs Iternal Broly

Naaaaw. Vegita wouldn't combined with Goku again. I know they are gay for each other even if they don't want to admit but they stopped with that when they got to ssj4.

Vegita even knows the fusion dance is too prissy and his moustache and manly self is not gonna do that stuff anymore.

Now that I think about it, ssj4 was Gogeta.

The point is that the best fusion I ever saw was Supreme Kai with Kibito.

Then there's another hipster kid Gotenks who couldn't do crap either. He should have died when he was fighting Buu. And Goku is out there somewhere laughing his *** off becuase none of his other kids will be as strong as Gohan.

And Broly can't turn into ssj9 mode anymore cause you asked that in the first question and i've already killed anything related to Broly off.

lol its hard to give a detailed answer for such long paragraphs and a limit in words.

1. Gohan-lol he exceeded him limit

2. New Buu- all absorbed ppl

3. Vegito - speed of light 500x impossible

This is a trick question because if any these did happen the world would end

these make no sense at all

these questions get more stupid each time you ask