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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 9 years ago

Atheists: You've squeaked by another year without dying and not accepting Jesus as your LoUrd and SavioUr, but?

you can't keep rolling 7s and 11s at the crap table. Sooner or later you're going to roll snake-eyes and then the croupier will shove his fist in the air and loudly call for Satan's minions to come and take you to Hell. Why not start out the New Year right and ask for Jesus' love and forgiveness right here and now? I'll hold your hand, if you like while we pray together.

Update:

by the way, Happy New Year everyone, even those who refuse God's love.

Update 2:

(((Splash))) Depends, Dear. Have you cracked open the vodka bottle yet? God won't have any schnockered prayers. These must be done cold sober to be effective.

Update 3:

(((Duck))) I will pray that you keep rolling 7s and 11s then until you do repent, Sweetie.

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago
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    I can always tell when you've been on a bender in Vegas hon. You come back full of pissandvinegar and start flinging around the gambling anal-ogies.

    You really do need to get control over that obsession with one armed bandits Olga. They'll steal your soul.....and the ar$e out your pants into the bargain.

  • Meshuggah Yam-Gazlen
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    the goddess ninkasi has been very, very good to me - i'm enjoying her gift of beer now, actually

  • ?
    Lv 5
    9 years ago

    I'm loaded but my dice aren't

    Happy New Year Olga, my Goddess.

  • Rai A
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    Already 2012 here in Oz..

    As always I"m NOT an Atheist - but I'm sick to death of selfish gits to seem to think one's faith makes them a acceptable target for bullying and other acts of violence.

    I'm mature enough to KNOW they are not a threat to myself, my faith OR my lifestyle .

    .

    Source(s): Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    (((Olga)))

    I'll hold your hand when you decide to give up such silliness and join us in a little thing I like to call reality.

    Source(s): Happy New Year!
  • john wondering
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    You must be good at the crap table, Olga because you're full of it!

    Happy New Year.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Thank you for your kind and wise words dear Olga!

  • interested1208
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    I don't play craps...

    Happy New Yera at ya...

    IMHO

  • tonadachi
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    Olga has her knickers in a knot again, I see.

    Time for your meds, Olga.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    You got the wrong building. 4chan is next door.

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