Embarrassing and/or funny period stories?

My story: This actually happend the 5th of this month lol. So it was early morning about 7:20ish. I was home alone cuz my mom went to drop my sis off at school. I went in the bathroom and wiped. There was aIot of blood the more I wiped. I thought it was coming out of my butt. I called my mom up literally in tears my makeup running down my face and I say "Mom I need to go to the hospital blood is coming out of my butt!!" She rushes home and comes in the bathroom and says "Okay s- Wait? Are you sure it isn't your period?" I wipe some more and relize it's coming out of my Vagina. I was soo relived but still shocked. For the rest of that day I was shaking!! I was so embarressed and all I kept thinking was "OMG imagine I actually did go to the hospital for them just to tell me it's my period?? LOL" And leaks.. try using tampons maybe. I heard there better for leakage. Happy New Year!! xoxo

My first period story: It was the last day of school before winterbreak. I got up and had breakfast. I went to the restroom and i was still sleepy and i didn't look at my panties. I wiped and felt like there's something thick there. I checked the toilet paper(still sleepy) and saw tons of blood. I kept wiping and a lot would come out. I felt really sick to my stomach(just had breakfast) and my heart was racing. I thought i was gonna die. I called my mom and i said i'm gonna die. She laughed and said i'm not bleeding to death. That day sucked a lot cause we watched a movie in every class and we had to sit on the floor and i was scared to death that i was gonna leak. It was so heavy i don't know how i survived. I literally felt like niagara waterfall(bloodfall lol) was in my panties.