I what to read a RiLly FuNnY jOkE *=)?

I'm trying to call you on phone but i only get this message

D monkey you are trying to call is on a tree! Plz try again later!

please tell what is a cyclone?

asked a bank manager in an interview.

Santa: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"...:p

So, as a result he was thrown out of d bank interview..

Now he decided to try his luck at a motor parts company...

Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....

Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.

Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

So, thrown out again...

This time...He decided to join an IT Firm...so he booked a ticket to Bangalore...

In d Plane...when it was about to land...

Santa started shouting, Banglore aaya Banglore aaya..Balle Balle..

Airhostess: Shhh! B silent.

Santar: ok ok, anglore aaya, anglore aaya,alle alle..

As a result...he was taken to court..for disrupting d peace & harmony..

In d Court...

Judge: “Order, Order”

Santa: “one Pizza, two Dosa, three Idli & 1 Cold-Drink..!!

Judge: “Shut Up!”

Santa: “No No, ….. 7-Up“...:pFun 1

Learn Chinese!;

That's not right ----> Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive? ----> Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP ----> Kum Hia Nao

Small Horse ----> Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach? ----> Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table ----> Ai Band Mai Fa Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift ----> Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here ----> Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet ----> Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone ----> No Pah King

Our meeting is next week ----> Wai Yu Hum Nao

Staying out of sight ----> Lei Yung Lo

He's cleaning his car ----> Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive ----> Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great ----> Fa Kin Su Pah!

Fun 2

A dog, a sheep, and Justin Bieber are shipwrecked and wash up on a deserted island. Luckily they find food and shelter and are soon settled into a livable routine.

The highlight of their routine happens every evening. They sit together on the beach and watch the sunset before going to sleep.

After about a month with no human contact, Justin begins to feel very lonely. One evening on the beach, while watching a particularly stunning sunset, he finds himself quite heartsick and lost in romantic memories.

As this is happening, it occurs to Justin that he may be stuck on the island idefinately, and being a boy with "needs," he finds himself suddenly and powerfully attracted to the sheep.

At the exact moment he looks at the sheep, the dog sees what is happening, gets jealous, growls at Justin, and that is the end of that.

Several weeks later, a beautiful teenage girl washes up onshore, badly hurt. Justin nurses her back to health for the next month, and they develop an extremely deep emotional bond. The first night that the girl is able, she joins the three out on the beach to watch the sunset.

Justin, being a normal boy, soon feels his passion rising up through his loins, and he decides to act on his impulses. He leans over to the girl with a sly smile on his lips and says, "Uh, do you mind taking the dog for a walk?"

Fun3

Santa was interviewed at the US Embassy for a visa.

Consul : What is your name?

Santa : Santa Aziz

Consul : Sex?

Santa : Six to ten times a week

Consul : I mean, male or female?

Santa : Both male and female and sometimes even camels

Consul : Holy cow!

Santa : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!

Consul : Man,…….. isn’t it hostile?

Santa : Horse style, dog style, any style

Consul : Oh………. dear!

Santa : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!!!!..:p

If you pick to learn Chinese then you should know that Chinese language is without a doubt one of the hardest languages for westerners to learn, and up until now learning to communicate Chinese to a degree of proficiency outdoors of the classroom environment has been almost not possible but not if you decide on a course

A Jewish guy goes into a confession box. "Father O’Malley," he says, "my name is Emil Cohen. I’m seventy eight years old. Believe it or not, I’m currently involved with a 28 year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old sister. We engage in all manner of pleasure, and in my entire life I’ve never felt better." "My good man," says the priest, "I think you’ve come to the wrong place. Why are you telling me?" And the guy goes: "I’m telling everybody!"

no longer probably that humorous yet i enjoyed there's a easy on the top of each tunnel, purely pray that's not a practice and spot my haylo vivid n vivid Mess wid mee i'm going to kick ure hiney *

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Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes.

obama=President, hahahahahaha! Gets me every timE!