Do tighty whiteys come from the factory with the brown racing stripe or is that a customizing option?

I do believe that is the go-faster stripe, must be you and your snake hips at work again :)

The brown racing stripe is a customizing option.

If you buy them at Walmart in the discount bargain bin, you may find ones that have been returned with a nice custom brown stripe. And if you buy them at a Walmart in farm country, you may get an occasional pair with a pleasant golden corn kernel attached ! Happy hunting for the bonus golden spot in the front on the fly !

i do not imagine the 24 had any issues in any respect, except a touch contact with the 80 3. sturdy run for him. I anticipate 3-5 wins for Jeff this year. i actually wish he wins at Miami-homestead for a win on each and each of the Nascar tracks.

My Uncle Bill says those skid marks occur because real men don't have time to manicure their azzholes. Should salons start offering mani/pedi/azzi?

I believe it is a custom job. Eat some spicy chile and you should be good.

If you did your own laundry instead of your mother you would know that it was a custom job

Yes, straight from the factory......!!

Those are called skid marks. You don't want them in your underwear...

That means u don't know how to wipe