If Jesus was a saltine cracker, would you eat him with?

Serious answers only?......To a serious question right?

If you were an atheist, would Darwin even have you in the evolutionary time line?...........>

7) lightly buttered on top

With cheese. I always go with cheese along with crackers, and this one should not be any different.

Even if Cracker-Jesus did exist, and it's certainly possible, there is no evidence to suggest that this cracker was a crumb from a divine Nabisco Premium cracker, or that it could perform miracles such as turning onion dip into hommus, or healing broken crackers, or that it was regurgitated back to existence after 3 days.

I have no idea what a saltine cracker is - I'll have to google it, brb.

Nope. I don't like saltine crackers.

Cooking wine -- cooking wine has salt in it. So, if its gonna be a salty "communion wafer" then you've got to go with the salty wine.

A small bit of caviar. Then I'd feel like a godly sir.

Butter....just butter.

If Jesus was a Saltine cracker, then I would be completely out of crackers.

I think you are fat.

dude why didn't you put jelly as a option....

i gueesss 2.