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A few days after christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you son of b*tches who want off get the hell off cause this is the last stop! And all of you son of b*tches who are getting on, get your asses in the train cause were going down the track."
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay their for TWO HOURS. When you come out you may play with your train. But I want to hear nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of his bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped, and the mother heard her son say. "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us and hope your trip was a good one." She hears the little boy continue. " And for those who are just boarding, we ask you to store your luggage under your seat. Remember, no smoking on the train." We hope you have a pleasent journey."
As the mother began to smile, the child added " For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b*tch in the kitchen."
17 Answers
- tereasaLv 45 years ago
Whats with the entire blonde jokes grr! Anyhow it is a comic story to prove that blondes may also be intelligent.. Normally... A blonde walks into a financial institution in NY city and asks for the mortgage officer. She says she's going to Europe on industry for two weeks and desires to borrow $5,000. The financial institution officer says the bank will need some form of protection for the loan, so the blonde palms over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The vehicle is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything tests out. The financial institution is of the same opinion to take delivery of the automobile as collateral for the mortgage. The financial institution's president and its officers all enjoy a just right laugh on the blonde for making use of a $250,000 Rolls as collateral in opposition to a $5,000 mortgage. An employee of the financial institution then proceeds to power the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the curiosity, which comes to $15.41. The mortgage officer says, "miss, we're very happy to have had your online business, and this transaction has labored out very properly, but we're a bit puzzled. While you have been away, we checked you out and observed that you're a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you hassle to borrow $5,000?" The blond replies......................"where else in New York city am i able to park my car for two weeks for best $15.Forty one and count on it to be there once I return?" sooner or later, a shrewd blond
- ?Lv 79 years ago
Not all the time, a joke is intended to make you laugh.
Sometimes, it is intended to make you think.
In every family with children, there is always a black sheep that gives much pain is also the same child
that gives much happiness. In family where the parent set good examples; there should no such incidents happening as related in your question.
As parent, we have the one child we will take back in a second no matter how much the child hurts us in the past.
It is important to remember that our child will not follow our advice.... he or she will only follow your example. Sometimes. parent did ....without realizing that they are setting bad examples.
There are no limits to what the parent can accomplish, except the limits the parent place on their own thinking.
The joke is not funny !
- 9 years ago
I lolled.
But then I have virtually no moral compass, so don't listen to me.
- Pink ConverseLv 69 years ago
No, not really. Not because it could be considered sexist.. it's just lame.
