How many of you are training for...?

Just an expression. It means not for play, but for the real thing.

Why so worked up over something so simple?

Waiting for a high enough power level to employ George dillman's death touch technique.

I'm a level 5 monk Elf with a level in Spirit Master.

46Hp +5BAB Def 18 Ref 20 Fort 16 Will 16; Knowledge Nature+ 7, Balance+ 8, Acrobatics+ 9, Intimidate+ 5. Stone Fist ability.

Don't need to train for it, I can just buy fake self defense equipment made in China and use those to defend myself with. Heck, a China made pepper spray would probably be a lot more toxic since it would probably have lead in it's composition.

I jump 1000s of times a day...so that when the day comes, I can scale the Empire State building.

I wanted to be a Ninja Turtle, but I'm too tall, and I couldn't get the shell thingy right!

Clowns,

I think we are going to have to put you in time out...LOL