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How can I make myself Fart?
For the past couple of hours I have REALLY needed to fart. I can feel it inside, but I can't release it. I can sh*t, but I can't fart. Please help me? It is so uncomfortable and so awkward...
5 Answers
- Anonymous9 years agoFavorite Answer
Honestly, the best thing you can do is get into a yoga position, on your knees with the rest of your body laying down with your arms out in front of you, then pushing back. This will push stomach gas out of you that's been in there for 20 years. I remember going to a yoga class back in 2006 and when I was in this position I farted a ball of stomach gas that I got when I was in the third grade.
Source(s): Dick Bradley - 9 years ago
Buy some gaviscon that helps. The doctor gave it to me when i couldnt fart. Its really does work. Good luck
Source(s): Gaviscon - Anonymous9 years ago
Sounds like a case of trapped wind, go and get a kite.
- 9 years ago
Eat baked beans - that'll help. That and cabbage (but basically any beans).
