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Beauford asked in PetsDogs · 8 years ago

My dog behaved badly?

Last night when I came home, I got nude and slept on the floor, just like always. However, I was awakened to the feeling of a foreign object invading my anus. When I looked back, sure enough, my Rottweiler was trying to impregnate me. Furthermore, he left me a pile of fecal matter right next to my face. How do you think I should punish him?

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  • 8 years ago
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    Impregnate him back

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  • 8 years ago

    that is absoloutly discusting, dont sleep naked and its too late to punish your dog now because it was last night. u need to do it when it happend otherwise hes not going to know what your punishing him for. he will think ur punishing him for the thing he did at the time ur telling him off. next time be firm with him and tell him off and make sure he understands but dont scream at him, but deepen your voice a bit so that its kind of raised but dont hurt him!

  • 8 years ago

    stop teaching ur dog to do ur anus that is gross get it from someone else and stop imagining his fecal matter smothered all over ur face while he does the nasty. ur sick.

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    8 years ago

    I think you're trolling. YUK!

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