If your friend put peanut butter in your hair when you were sleep ........?

F*cking strangle them. I have really thick, coarse, curly hair so it would take FORFUCKINGEVER to get the peanut butter out.

I would eat black bean salad and creamed corn and make them sit next to me on a road trip across the country--in one of those tiny Smart cars!

put a mixture of mayonaise, ketchup, and peanut butter in their hair

Hit them with the diamond cutter

Take a dump in the back seat of their car.

No matter how fast they go, they'll never outrun THAT SMELL.

Find a new friend

Do the same to them. But not that bad though.

I'D PUT SEMEN!

make them regret it like they've never regretted anything before

Be very angry with them.