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What should I do to keep flying pests like crows, pterodactyls and Superman from raiding my bird feeders?

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    8 years ago
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    don't think you have much to worry about - been feeding birds for years and never seen crows, pterodactyls or superman anywhere near my bird feeds. the real problems are elephants, crocodiles, and catwoman

  • 8 years ago

    Put up signs with pictures of crows, pterodactyls, and Superman, with the international "No" diagonal bar across each of them. You have to be specific, or they just won't understand.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Kryptonite flavored Wild Bird Chow from Purina now with new crow & pterosaurs blocking formula.

    Source(s): Petco has it for $3,599.99 - 5-lb bag (normally $3999.99 but you save 10% with a coupon in last Sunday's newspaper.)
  • 8 years ago

    Why can't you ever tell if a pterodactyl is in the restroom?

    The p is silent.

    Source(s): Jokes like that keep everything away.
  • ?
    Lv 5
    8 years ago

    A scarecrow, T Rex and kryptonite

  • 8 years ago

    The mutherfukkin' pterodactyl will win, he always does...

    http://theoatmeal.com/pterodactyl_video

  • 7 years ago

    It is too bad that most of the people on here give such stupid unrealistic answers instead of serious answers. Just dumb

  • 8 years ago

    You're going to need a hang glider so you can chase them off like a hawk.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    A sprinkling of Kryptonite? Dude, anyone would think you were stoopid.

  • 8 years ago

    lmfaoo Superman?

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