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Good Body Fat Percentage?
Hello,
I am asking for your help. I am approximately 75% body fat. I want to buy a new wheelchair for mobility but I am not sure I will fit. Do you think I will? Also, I can not see much due to the fact my face is mainly lard. I also can not move my limbs well, in fact it's hard to type this. However, I need the wheelchair in order to get up the ramp at McDonalds and stuff burgers down my gullet. Please no hurtful comments. Thanks.
Nigel- Good Idea but I already have diabetes coming out of my anus. I don't think a flame would fit in there with it.
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- 8 years ago
Try getting a tattoo of flames comming out of your anus. This should inspire your excretory system to work more often and you should be able to excrete waste more often and easier. This will remove some of the lard and I recommend it. Also when you become physically able to take pictures of yourself defecating, it will look extremely cool because it will look like torpedoes being fired from your rectum. Hope this helps.
