christmas sung help needed please no joke!?

hey guys,this favurite sung of mine starts like...(the violon or sth) DOO DOOD DOO DO DOOO,then the drums come into the play like...BOOM BOO BOOM BOO,BOOM..then again DOO DOO DO DOOO DO, it goes on for about 20 sec then the singer goes like..(probably a 50 years old dude)merry xristmas baby...ima ana be hume on xristmas ma baby,i got ya a vibrator baby...i hupe you like it...bike me some coockies baby...its xristmas baby...im ana do you the grandpas style baby...then this gutar guy plays the rest.can you ID the sung plz?

by the way,i assume its soem sort of jazz **** or sth.

guys seriesly,this is a series question,no kiddin'