Why am I asking? Randomness part 2?

So like so so so, this monkey was living under my bed and when you looked in its eyes you could see another universe that had never ending waffles wearing tupes, and they were called "the big wigs" and the big wigs wanted to give their 71st child to the jamacian-British mafia so they could leave the monkies eyes to lead a life of fighting the fruits that pop up on my nipples. BUT they get cornered by the aryan race o pancake/French toast hybrids, they sell my last unicorn pooping strawberry to billy bob from the 21st and a 1/2th century so he can make a zoo out of laser pooping unicorns. BUT THERE'S NO POINT, so the big-wigs decide"save the presidents daughter" and it's cliffhanger from there, now I don't know what to do...?