so where is all the zombies?

My question also.

I had my shootin' irons all loaded and looking forward to some real live target practice.

Alas, not a zombie in sight.

Sigh.

At least my shootin' irons are still clean and oiled. I'll put them away and get ready for the next zombie apocalypse.

Lol there was never going to be any zombies to begin with.

I'm pretty sure everyone is extremely great at killing zombies. So i don't think the zombies even had a chance to spread their disease/infection/virus. Pretty sure they were wipped out before they had risen

Do you not comprehend the FACT that Zombies DO NOT EXIST?

Destroyed by the solar flares & rivers of lave flowing down our streets.

I felt bad for them so I put them in my barn and feed them old people and now they are my only friends....

In your closet