Did the Easter bunny lay eggs for my sins?

The Easter bunny laid eggs because of it's own sins. Those sins being a wild drunken one night stand with a chicken.

If your sins only require easter bunny eggs, you are not trying hard enough. You need to at least get beyond that stage to even need any help at all.

The Easter bunny is useless i am afraid, he could not take the stress of bearing the title or the responsibility so he put a gun in his mouth and ended it as soon as and for all. I am sorry, but it's the reality.

The Egg is the symbol of birth, thats why it is a symbol of Easter, a new beginning, Christ died for our sins, and we were given a new beginning, i don't know where the rabbit fits in though

Easter bunny cannot do anything about your sins, Jesus can. The wages of sin is death in the Old Testament, imagine what will happen to people who spit on the cross.

thats funny, how does a bunny lay eggs in the first place.

remember it wasn't christians or hebrews that borrowed from pagans, it was pagans and antichrists that stole the prophecies of christ and counterfeited their own belief systems.

there is some truth in mythology but not what modern professors teach

Like the Eucharist, you have to eat them too, all of them, even the rotten smelly **** covered ones.

the dinosaurs died for my sins

His tears are made of coco.