Scariest story you've ever heard/told?

I used to be a university researcher. My team was working on an ecto-containment system for containing paranormal entities and we were getting real close, but then the university terminated our research. So instead we opened up a private ghost hunting company and got real successful at capturing spooks, specters and ghosts. We even got pretty well known in the NY area for our work. But then a demon named Zuul showed up and all hell began to break loose. Apparently he was a servant demon to Gozer, an even more powerful evil demon. He possessed a woman I was really attracted to and said he was the "Keymaster". Then another demon showed up, possessed a geeky guy and called himself the "Gatekeeper". We figured out that if they ever got together, hell's gate would be opened and bring about the end of the world. So a lot of crazy things happened including a giant demon possessed marshmallow man (don't ask), but we eventually figured out that if we crossed the energy streams from our proton packs and aimed them at Gozer's portal, we could banish Gozer and close the portal forever. So that's what we did.

Anyhow, when it was all over half of New York city was covered in ectoplasmic marshmallow, but we were hailed as heroes anyway. And the possessed woman, now free of the demon, decided to hook up with me. And that's my story.

This isn't my story.

A teenage boy and his girlfriend went to some sorta party, when the house was getting a bit crowded, many people left. The boy (With his gf) Went to the swing sets in the local park, which was only 2 minutes away from the party. They sat on the swings and talked, about random stuff in the dark.

Now, do you ever get thefeeling that somethings behind you? They did.

They turned around and and saw something like a human, crawling on its stomach, pitch black skin with deep, black holes for eyes. It was only a metre or so behind them, crouching in the long untrimmed grass. They screamed. It lunged.

They ran back to the car. But the car wouldn't start...

Not the scariest story I've heard but ittl do.

I have Frightening Christmas tale. (A terrifying tale for any parent anyway)

It all started on Christmas Eve night. I was around 7 years of age, tucked up in bed waiting expectantly for Santa. My Father decided to sneak my presents downstairs and place them under the Christmas tree, the problem was he'd had a couple of sherries, he slipped whilst climbing down the stairs and that's how I found out that Father Christmas was not real.

Merry Christmas!

There was an old fry cook who, in the dead of night, cut off his own hand, and so had to wear a spatula for a hand. He then walked outside the restaurant and got hit by a bus and died. Every Tuesday he visits the restaurant to seek his horrible revenge.

First... the lights will flicker on and off and on and off. Then, the phone will ring, but there will be nobody there. And then, the ghostly bus will pull up outside the restaurant, and he will slowly cross the street and tap on the doors slowl and eerily.

Nah! I'm kidding, that's from a Spongebob episode :)

It is scarier than any story. No one can beat this story. The demons of hell in this story are more powerful than anyone can imagine, and they gained power through deception (pretending to be holy), fear (constant orange alerts and the 911 attack of the US). These demons of hell gain power by stealing souls (by gaining followers and doing bad things like wars, torture, environmental damage, etc).

The story was written into the Christian bible (Revelation) well over a thousand years ago. Chinese prophecies agree completely with Revelation, as do Mayan, Egyptian, and hundreds of other cultures around the world. My group of psychics (more than 2 dozen) consists of modern psychics who were told directly by God about this prophecy, and all of them heard exactly the same prophecy and many of them used psychic power to learn about each other before meeting on the internet.

MABUS (MAssachusetts BUSh) is the dragon, and, according to the bible (Revelation), the dragon has a son called the Beast.

It is a true story that predicts demonic end of the world, brought on by the attack of Iraq (Babylon). Its about Satanic souls in two people (father and son) who take control of the most powerful nation in the world (Revelation 17.18)--that has to be Washington, D.C.

The bible says that Bush formed a coalition of many nations in mere hours.

The bible says that after attacking Iraq, the US would suffer plagues, economic hardships, trade imbalances, natural disasters, etc.

The bible says that people (including preachers) who change the meaning of Revelation will be severely punished (written out of the tree of life forever).

Here is the scary part. . . many of the preachers today are followers of the devil, and they don't even know it. They are killer Christians who advocate war, killing (though God commanded "Thou Shalt Not Kill)."

Here is another scary part: Most people don't believe that the bible is true. Some people believe the liars who are trying to rewrite the bible and say the lie that "Iraq is not Babylon." (Those people and their followers will be horribly punished by God).

Here is another scary part: The bible is very clearly written (don't kill. . . . don't attack Iraq. . . etc.), yet no one seems to pay attention to the bible, as if Satan blinded them to the truth.

The puny clouds of black smoke that scare people so much are nothing compared to the evil souls now in the Bush family. Nothing anyone says can be scarier than the reality that we now face.