Stupidest thing you have done while you were drunk?

I don't even know where to start...

Drove home from Beverly Hills (about 30 miles) in my underwear

Dropped my bike on the freeway doing about 70-no helmet-because I was trying to pull over to a tree to take a leak.

I could go on for awhile...

Took a lift home by a man passing by, what a stupid thing to do.

I ended up in a police station for various reasons, it's such a long story, one of the best experiences of my life. Before and after the fact, I didn't know I could be so entertained by 2 policemen. I'd say they wanted to give me a few digs..lol

stupid... i become severe, my acquaintances have been meant to bypass to Tim Hortons and convey me returned a donut on the same time as I stayed returned with yet yet another pal. They spent my money on a sandwich and that i screeched and bawled via utilising actuality i did now no longer have that i did now no longer have my donut. It become fairly obnoxious and unusual... under the impact of alcohol is extra suitable relaxing... My brother's have been given me under the impact of alcohol at my one brothers wedding ceremony ceremony and that i had to bypass to the showering room. It become like the 8th time and many times I 'hover' the seat and this time, I did that and fell genuine over. It made a noisy noise and persons have been like wtf. yet i become giggling so it become ok... I wasn't even that under the impact of alcohol...

Burning myself with a cigarette

Crying in the grass, throwing up and laying in it

Falling head first down the stairs

Good times :)

Hid under my friends bed for 4 hours hoping that they would find me. Turns out I was playing hide and seek by myself.

Streaking and waking up in a skate park almost fully nude in the morning. I was 13.

I passed out in the freaking closet and everyone took pictures. :(

Texting people

try to swim in the street in a downpour

I've tried to drink to my death