Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan!!!?

Listen to Jay-Z's songs for beginning. When you feel that you have reached another level and that you have developed, write him a fan letter describing how you feel, how many days have passed since you decided to worship Satan and provide as many details as possible. Jay will give you personal directions on what's best for you and depending on your level, you will become a part of the Satan community and receive a rank which will give you certain powers. I can't tell what kind of powers you will gain since this is highly personal but be sure that Satan is fair to everybody.

Hail Satan!

You are a fool like your other foolish friend. You have no idea what you are getting your self into. Satan is completely pear EVIL. Including the demons. The

DON'T. Plain and simple. He will make your life a living hell and when you die you will be in hell. If you want powers than try meditating and energy channelling or talk to someone with magic to train you or get a talisman but don't go to satan ,it never goes well. May you choose well and god bless.

lol you might wanna find something else to do with your time....satan is not handing out powers and spell casting.

A war is coming soon called armaggedeon and he just wants you to die along the rest of his followers--so be careful and just stay away all together...

I would suggest not worshiping Satan. Why would you want to be evil?

satan does not grant spells, powers are any of that bs get a hobby

Only LOSERS love Satan. Dont be a loser, this world already has to many of them.

You fail miserably at trolling.

Get a life and grow up.

You spelled Obama wrong. Six times.