How can I become a pear?

A pair of what? Boobs? You are doing a good job of that; keep it up. Ha, ha!

First you take a pear and place it on a flat surface. Next,with a Sharp knife cut off a chunk of the meat and skin of pear. Take a dark glass jar.it has to be dark or the light will ruin everything. Put the pear bits in the jar and fill it up with milk. You need milk because it provides nutrients to the pear. Finally put a sample of your DNA in the jar.it has to be skin. Such as the inside of your cheek or your lip. Place it in the jar and seal tightly . Let the jar settle for a week in a dark cool place. The DNA will attatch itself onto the pear and fuse. The milk will feed it and as it grows move it into bigger jars until you are ready to transplant .