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What's the funniest political joke you know?
a narrative joke please, not dopey predictable answers like "liberals" or "republicans" or "Obama"....
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- Anonymous8 years agoFavorite Answer
Michelle Bachmann . Eric Can'tor , Alan West , Todd Akin , Herman Cain , Paul Ryan , Governor Rick Snyder , I didn't want to win anyway Romney ....
They sent the 50 dumbest Democrats from the convention to the Republican convention and the result was it raised the IQ of both ...
- FrankLv 78 years ago
If you think businesses base their hiring decisions on the tax status of their executives.
You might be a Tea Partier.
- Anonymous8 years ago
Senator McConnell
- !Lv 68 years ago
Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on.
The first surgeon says: "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says: "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the *** are interchangeable."
- ?Lv 68 years ago
A Democrat found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.