What is christmas and new year?

So christmas and new year as all stench holidays stink and are malodorous and only show mankind as losers and zombies. When they laugh, drink, and eat these holidays, pitiably bacteria, insects, protists, fungi r the ones laughing using their voice box and their rectum., drink using their mouth, and eat using their mouth and intestine. Sad indeed. All of them gather in one place reek of stench. Not one is clean. They r disfigured monsters camouflaged as their original self. On their face is the sign of decay: white hair, black dots, brown dots, decayed gum and teeth, decayed breath, glasses they wear, baldness, tattoes, plastic surgery and all that they do only show them as losers. Their laughter is a pretense since vermin r laughing through them enjoying their power over them and cannot wait for them to die for their eternal life and their reward.