Why are dreams so wierd?

I fell asleep mid day I presume around 3. Had the strangest dream that I owed blood to my stepmothers nephew and me and my godmother were arguing about land or something. I then started saying how her hair line was struggling. She then tried to attack me, then the police came. My cousin then told me to take his son and make a run for it, but he's only 14 and doesn't have a son. I started running and could see shadows of other children trying to escape. Then I spotted headphones. I then got to a house and saw a young baby with her vagina exposed, I waked passed her into another room where two women lay in the same bed also with their vaginas exposed. Suddenly I jumped on the bed and started sucking the vagina on the female to the right and she became startled but just laughed as if she knows me for such Tom foolery. All of a sudden I turned into a mage and was being attacked by archers until I cornered one and stuck a tranquilizer into the back of his head the meter said ten doses. And I forced him to say he likes something