Would riding boots match my triple knit polyester leisure suit?

So I went out for an upscale Sunday brunch today at my favorite bistro - Wendy's. I ordered a Dave's hot 'n juice double with all the fixins. And yes, it beats McDonald's by a mile.

So anyways, while I was dining at my usual table, I couldn't help but notice like 4 different women walking in wearing riding boots. You know, the kind with the metal adornments.

So I wondered. Would a 5'8" tall 260 pound man in a light grey (white when I get it washed) leisure suit look good wearing rideing boots? And if I wear them. Should I tuck my pant legs in?

Your thoughts?