How can you tell if your dog is gay?

All dogs sniff each others butts. It comes from years ago there was a party up in the mountains and all the dogs went. Well things got out of hand and the dogs did drugs. After that the dogs all took their butts off and put them into a heap.

Suddenly the Cops came and so each dog just grabbed any butt and ran away quickly. Of course all the butts had got mixed up and so now the dogs are simply looking for their "Own" butt so they can swap back.

While there are other animals that form same sex sexual partnerships, the dog is NOT one of them. There has never been a gay dog and most likely never will be. Your friends (?) were giving you a bad time. All dogs sniff each other's butts. It's normal dog behavior.

You can't check for 'gay' from blood.

Dogs sniff all other dogs butts, yours just happens to be around more male dogs. He'll probably sniff female dog butts if there were any around.

Why should it matter?

Could you please be more specific with the breed? Is he a wiener dog? But in general, it's normal for dogs to be 'bi-curious'. However, if while on walks he keeps dragging you to banana republic and starts spending too much time watching project runway, there may be a problem. Just to be sure though, I would help him find the right butt. You know, just in case. Good luck to you and your pet!

Dogs arnt gay its instintct if u put him in a yard with a dog and a bich(femal dog) in heat he would bread the femal if the other dog didn't start and was still breaking her don't try the two dogs may get in a fight

Dogs sniff each other's butt's no matter what gender it's just to get to know the dog.

We don't know what's going inside a dog's head. Maybe it's gay maybe it's not.

All dogs are gay. If you really think about it, most of em are hobknockers. Just the opposite.

If you catch him making carrot cake then he's definitely a bummer.

Of he licks your balls or jyni too much