Where can I get a flying monkey?

I think this may be more or less what you're looking for.

Also, too, you can always use some green paint or radioactive sludge to take care of the complexion issues if desired.

I had a flying monkey and it was a terrible pet. They bite, pee on everything and tear up your furniture. It constantly got into rights with my cat. When I left for work it would turn on all the lights in the house and my electric bill was sky high month after month. I finally took him to a Kmart parking lot and released him. He flew off with a bunch of seagulls. They make terrible pets.

Luck?

EDIT; Fair enough. Seemed a little odd, but that's quite sincere.

I think you're better off with a republican as a pet.... you can trap one under a box using a doughnut with a swastika on it as bait.

Try finding one at pyramid.com