How do you ATTUNE to the Universe?

Learn to observe, accept, and in accepting, control your subconscious mind.

Your subconscious mind is what's messing you up, most of the time, for most of your life. You can repeat positive affirmations every minute of the day for eternity, but if you never confront the hidden depths of your mind, you'll always toss road blocks in your own path.

There are innumerable techniques to start this process -- such as meditation & chi gong as mentioned above, or some techniques of self-hypnosis, and even a handful of non-incompetent therapists. Experiment with a few, find what works, and clean the most powerful demons you'll ever know out of the back of your brain.

You'll be amazed what you can accomplish when you stop fighting yourself.

I don't necessarily call it attuning to the universe, but I understand the idea, and the answer for ne personally is that I meditate and pray. I don't really do it to attract positive things, however, but rather to be better able to get through negatives and appreciate the positives.

Start practicing Falun Gong!

You have to blast yourself with Yoko Ono music cranked to volume ten.

Live in complete denial of reality.