You're being attacked by a karate dog?

my karate dogs were trained by the best to defeat your trained evil ninja kittens.

see here how easily just one of them defeated your team ninja instructor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O67gIgmKWWE

and one death kiss from super ultimate supreme grand master sparky will kill in secs, just like he killed this polar bear with it

http://media.treehugger.com/assets/images/2011/10/...

and with his patented system of training he can train any dog 7 times faster

we have even captured some of your ninja cats and put them to good use

http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/o...

http://www.loldig.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/c...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CZ9wrhab1n4/Sd0M9qWLdUI/...

put dont worry we are not with out mercy and they become great test subjects to make sure the puppies get down the death kiss technique, after all we cant use the technique in class and polar bears are a protected species

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-r5B4wOjp5-E/TnQxAKyQ8GI/...

http://1funny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dog-k...

Here are some ways to deal with karate dog:

Pork Fu style

Bonedo

Steakate

hormone ninjutsu: attractive hormonal dog substitution/distraction. Warning: make sure you run away

Lamb wrestling

Llama boxing

Swinebo

and many other ways.

If a Karate Dog comes near me, I'll whistle, and my pet Tiger will come along and rip the Doggy to shreads.

Yes you need the rex quan do defense to beat this karate dog.If you've seen Napoleon dynamite you'll know what I'm talking about

What is a karate dog? I keep hearing it mentioned, but no explanation.

Glad to see you back and more active. But you must be bored...LOL

How about bang?

http://youtu.be/Gw091bLW0sM

http://youtu.be/Qk1pOUb8a_g

Then you have this 10th Dan

http://youtu.be/q8FfNQ_E0l0

Edit if all else fail you always have karate chicken

http://youtu.be/izZSpGkEiM8

http://youtu.be/2YlEY5FNh3U

LOL @ Kokoro

Use a judo chop...

Pork chops also work.