I got 10 points for surrendering my soul to Satan, how should I thank God?

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Someone asked if atheists were willing to surrender their imaginary souls to Satan.  So I did.

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And today I got Best Answer.  How should I thank God for the 10 points?

I admit this is a weird question since I believe the points are more real than God, but, it can't hurt to thank God for points just in case.

BQ:  Do Christians accept my testimony that I surrendered my soul to Satan on R&S and consequently got 10 points as evidence for the existence of Satan?  I know atheists would not.

? · Accepted Answer

I'll meet you ar the bar for a drink and watch the dancers

Christopher · Answer

Before I was an atheist, I tried to sell my eternal soul to Satan.  That b*stard never answered!  I'm telling you, you just can't get as much for a good soul as you used to.

Cheshire reloaded · Answer

My mother who claims to be an atheist did something similar in NY one Halloween, she sold her soul to a man dressed as the devil.

You don't believe in god, the devil and the soul, so you sell it to prove you don't believe in it because if you refuse to sell it, then that would suggest you actually might believe.

Looks like the devil got you by the short and curlys :-)

Anonymous · Answer

Congrats

Captain Sarcastic · Answer

Use the 10 points on hookers and blow.  That would seem an appropriate nod to the Abrahamic deity.

Anonymous · Answer

Thank God that you can still be saved by accepting Jesus as your personal savior.

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I got 10 points for surrendering my soul to Satan, how should I thank God?

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