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Camellsa S asked in HealthOther - Health · 8 years ago

How is the best way to get marijuana out of the system, fast?

I'm applying for jobs and I have a bit of a smoking habit that I am quitting for the time being. However, I smoked the other day and am going to be tested sometime in the near future (I don't know the exact date). I need tips on how to cleanse my system of the weed in time for the test.

P.S: I know how stupid this sounds. But if you've been in the same boat, help is much appreciated.

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    Lv 7
    8 years ago
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    I just answered this for someone else.

    Strategy edited from user S.W.A.D. in 420 Magazine, to detox in a week and a half:

    Day 1: Get 5-6 jugs of pure cranberry juice and a bottle of 500 mg niacin.

    Take 1000 mg of niacin every day until about 3 days before your urine test so it does not show up as too much niacin in your system.

    Days 1-6: Dink one jug of cranberry juice every day.

    Once you run out of cranberry juice, start drinking ONLY water.

    Firs week: Work out excessively and completely stop after that, so you don't flush THC out of your fat into your urine before your test.

    About day 5: Get a bottle of Sonne's #7, a natural detox made of water and volcanic clay.

    Days 5-8: Drink 1/4 of the bottle every day for 4 days. Drink lots of water with this to flush out extra toxins.

    By the time Sonne's #7 is gone you should be a couple of days away from your test, in those days drink lots of water and eat foods with high amounts of fat in them so any excess THC will stay trapped in your fat and not flush out before your test.

    Test time: Do NOT fill up your test cup with the first part or last part of your urine stream, because those have the most toxins in them. Mid-stream is the cleanest.

    S.W.A.D.

    * Edited for grammar and clarity *

    If you want to quit, or might, I suggest attending Narcotics Anonymous or Cocaine Anonymous Meetings to cope with living without weed, worries, possible job loss. (Never mind the names, they are not only about narcotics or cocaine users.) Good luck!

    Source(s): Narcotics Anonymous, Cocaine Anonymous, 420 Magazine
  • 8 years ago

    I know how you can pass and it only takes 3 hours in advance. Dont want to post my secret but hit me and ill hook u up. 100% natural and cheap!!!

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    By avoiding it at all costs.

  • 8 years ago

    There's absolutely no way

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